Tuesday, May 25, 2010

How to Stop Pen Thieves & Forgetful Borrowers

Here's an interesting way to stop pen thievery and those memory-impaired, "did I borrow your pen?" friends: the Borrow My Pen Collection of 8 screen-printed pens. How does this stop someone from taking your pen? It's what's printed on the pen that keeps people away. Bottomless buffet, anyone?

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  1. You can't just leave us with this . . . we need a full-blown review!

  2. "Contact syphilis acting up? Call 1-800 . . . . Discreet. Confidential." PB, are you sure you didn't sit in front of me in Mr. McKenna's 6th grade class, where I and two of my classmates were that year's class clowns?


  3. Lol, Jack--I don't think I was there. I'm wondering if I could just buy some cheap pens from a website and have my own slogans put on? That would freak out the manufacturer and my co-workers.